Asher Jacobs & Timber Lehmann

"I don't have... words for that. I love her more than anything."

"Than that's what you tell her, She knows that and the rest of us do too. I don't think you need to give a speech in order to get your point across."

"Thank god. I've always been horrible at speeches. Fuck man, I'm nervous. I know I shouldn't be, but I am."

"I think it's kinda cute that you're marrying a girl you were dead set on hating when you first met her."

I couldn't help but chuckle a bit. "Yeah I uh... I threw rocks at her. The first time I talked to her. Fucking threw rocks at her and... called her a District 2 cast-off." I shook my head. "I can't believe I hated her. And now I can't live without her. Strange how that happens huh."

I couldn't help but chuckled "Seriously? Damn, Q. And I thought I was charming. First time I met Timber some Keepers had already beat the piss out of me and then she stabbed me in the damn hand. Romantic."

I laughed. "Wow we're a couple pieces of work aren't we."

"Pretty much. Come on, let's go get you ready for your big day. I'll bring the rugrats, should be okay for a little while."

"Yeah I'm sure they'll be fine," I said and got up with him. "You're still gonna be my best man right?"

"Dude, I'm always gonna be on your right."

"I know," I said and gave him a one-armed hug. "You've always been there for me man. Now come on before this turns into a chick moment," I said and headed out the door.

I couldn't help but grin "For real. I can feel the estrogen radiating in this room now." I told him as we left.

Lindsay and I had snuck out of the reception party to take another "walk" (a walk that ended up with her pressed against a tree and my pants not fitting nearly like they should). I was going fucking insane, I had to talk to someone, I didn't know what to do. I went back to the reception and looked for Asher, walking up to him when I found him. Can I talk to you? In private?

"Sure, of course. Lead the way."

We walked outside where there was no one around. I uh... I need... some advice. About... well... a girl. 

"Seriously? Good, it's about time. Ask me anything."

I sighed and ran a hand through my hair. Well uh... I've been... seeing Lindsay and... we've been... okay, we've been taking walks in the woods, but we haven't just been walking. We've kissed, a few times now, and when we do... I get... well my whole body gets really hot and... I get... it gets... uncomfortable... down there, if you know what I mean... and this time the kiss got really hot and heavy, way more than the other times, and I wanted to do more than kiss her, way more than kiss her, but I don't know what to do, I don't know anything about... well... sex... and what girls like and... well what if she isn't ready for it? What if she doesn't like what I do? What if she doesn't... want me like that? I... I need help, I'm going crazy here.

"First. If she's kissing you back hot and heavily then more than likely she does want the same things you want. Second, if you aren't sure she does the only way to be 100% is to ask. Don't just blurt it out though, you have to be all sensual and stuff. Example: Girls like soft kisses on their necks, they're pretty innocent but you can still let them know you want more. So, while kissing them on the neck just just ask what they want, they'll tell you. Don't be crude, you've gotta be polite about it. Third. It's obvious that birth control is non existent out here so...pull and pray. Especially at your age." I smiled "You're a good man. You'll know how to treat her, just go with it."

I swallowed hard and nodded slowly. Okay... so I just... go with it and... and see what happens. I... I already took her home... I think I'm just gonna shower... I think I need a shower... then I'll probably go home. Thanks Ash, I signed to him, nervous as hell just thinking about the next time I'd see Lindsay. What if it went horribly wrong?

"Yeah...that shower will hopefully do you some good. Good luck, you're going to be fine."

"Yeah, it's fine. Sebastien wanted some girl advice. I think he and Lindsay are getting pretty serious." she gave me a funny look and raised en eyebrow at me "What? I was good, I swear."

"Your version of good isn't always the same as everyone else's baby," I teased. "What did you say to him?" 

"I just told him to be nice and ask her what she wants. Then I told him it was a good idea to pull and pray."

"Yeah really. God forbid he gets Levi's sister pregnant," I said, leaning against him. "He's growing up. I remember how skinny he was when we first came out here."